Stepsister Practices CPR

Mm-hmm.

Like, you want me to pretend like I'm drowning or something?

Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, I don't know if that's a good idea.

Because I'm just going to be staring at those tits and...

puss the whole time, you know that.

Oh my god, you're so gross.

Look, it'll take ten minutes.

Can you compose yourself for ten minutes?

Fine.

Okay.

Can you just get on the bed and you practice some CPR?

Fine.

Okay, so first we check her breath.

Okay, no breath, and then we'll slowly initiate mouth-to-mouth now.

Can you please stop?

Are you going to take this seriously?

you know I'm pretty sure if you're

*********** you wouldn't be touching up

on my breasts

oh sorry

ok, can we try this again?

ow ow... ow

what?

I got stung by a jellyfish

a jellyfish?

we're not even near the water

I got stung on my dick

I mean I guess I wouldn't

actually know what to do if you got stung by a jellyfish

check your floor or

something it hurts

ok, hold on let me look it up

ok poison

it does say suck it out

yeah suck the poison out

I guess so

woah

ok fine let's do this

Wait a second. You're not supposed to suck jellyfish poison out, you're supposed to pee on it.

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