Stepsis Says Would you hook up with someone like me?

Fine, fuck.

I was trying to relax.

Can I ask you something?

What?

Right now, I'm trying to chill out.

It's my day off of work.

Don't be such a jerk.

Oh my God, what?

It's really important.

Okay, so what's up?

What's so important?

So like, I've been getting all of this attention

that I wasn't getting last year,

and like, I didn't change anything about myself.

My hair, my makeup, I dress the same.

Do I look different to you?

Getting attention from who?

From guys.

What are you talking about, where?

Like, at my college, and like, everywhere I go now,

I just feel different.

I don't know, I mean, it's college.

I guess every guy's trying to hook up with girls?

I don't know.

Like, what do you mean changed?

What are you talking about changed?

Like, I don't know, do I look different to you?

I mean, I guess you got a little taller, maybe?

I mean, are you sure?

Listen, I'm trying to relax.

Can you just, you know, go ask your mom

for advice or something?

I don't know why you--

Can't there be anything else that changed about me?

I mean, do I look different to you at all, like anything?

Listen, I shouldn't be talking to you

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