Stepsis Says, I Always Wanted To Fuck My Stepbrother! I Know It's Wrong But I Think That's What Makes It So Hot

Oh my gosh.

Uh, hello?

Hi, I'm calling from Dr. D's office.

We're calling about your annual penis checkup.

My what?

A penis checkup. It's very normal for young men your age.

It's just to make sure everything's going on okay down there.

Okay. Um...

Who are you talking to?

I'll tell you later.

Okay.

Um, so I just have a few questions for you.

First off, how often do you have sex?

Um, I have sex like three to four times a month.

Okay, sounds very normal.

Uh-huh.

Um, how often do you masturbate?

Uh, I guess I masturbate like four to five times a day.

Four to five times a day? Wow.

No, no, no. That's perfectly normal and healthy for a young man like yourself.

Um, nothing to worry about.

Next, how much semen do you produce?

I mean, it's quite a lot of semen.

Um, I don't know how to put like a number on it, but it's a lot.

Okay, um, is it thick and creamy?

Yeah, it's pretty thick and creamy.

It's hard to get out of, like, fabric.

And, um, how far can you shoot it?

Oh, on a good day, I can probably, like, probably about ten feet.

Ten feet? Wow. That is very impressive.

Yeah, yeah, I think it's pretty cool.

Um, next question. How big is your penis?

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