StepSis Fucks My Cinco De Mayo

Okay, look.

That you've told me so much about.

First off, how about you stop calling her

online girlfriend, she has a name, all right?

Which is?

Michelle, and you're gonna show her respect.

Oh yeah, of course I'll show her respect.

Not make any jokes about online

or swiping left or right, none of that shit, all right?

You should really like, maybe chill with those a little bit.

I don't think that like--

I'm trying to pregame here, come on, bro.

Yeah, pregame.

Okay, yeah, well, Stanley will be here

to keep you under wraps.

Stanley's not coming today.

Ooh, that sounded a little,

I hit a sore spot there.

No, it's not--

That's why you're drinking now.

No, it's not really a sore spot, he just like,

I just couldn't take it anymore,

so we're just not together anymore.

Ah, well, anyway, not my business,

and honestly, I don't really care.

So yeah, look, stop drinking them all, please.

Just chill, I'm gonna go get my phone,

I need to see where she's at.

Yeah, I wanna see her, like, do you have any pictures?

I mean, yeah, I have pics, but like, you can wait,

...