Stepmom Says, I'm just so horny and so deprived

I have been looking all over for this. What are you doing with it?

Oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought it was my sister's and, you know, I just thought she was up to no good.

So you were reading your sister's journal then? Or you thought you were reading your sister's journal?

Yeah, I mean, so that's actually you? Holy shit, like-

Yeah, how much of it did you read?

Well, I know that you're like, you want to cheat on dad with the Amazon driver, the mailman.

How embarrassing.

My teacher? My teacher?

I mean, your teacher is really hot, but I mean-

Like, I didn't, like, you know, I didn't know who was writing it.

This is a private journal.

I thought it was, you know, my sister, so I-

Oh my goodness, I cannot believe that you read that. So-

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me, mom. Like, I mean-

You cannot tell your father about what you read. He, it's a very sensitive subject right now, and I just-

I mean, I guess that's what he gets for burying somebody like 20 years younger than him.

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