STEPMOM SAYS ARE YOU HARD FOR ME? YES YOU ARE!

You're an asshole. You don't treat me right.

I don't deserve to be treated this way.

Oh my god.

I never want to hear from you again.

Oh shit.

Fine!

Hey, um, can I come in?

Yeah.

I hope you didn't let them disturb you or anything.

I'm sorry, I heard everything.

I kind of couldn't help it because the door was open.

Are you okay?

Yeah, you know, it's your dad being your dad, you know.

That was him on the phone?

Yeah, it's just...

I'm a fucking asshole.

What am I going to do? I mean...

I'm assuming that your father will, you know, find someone else and you'll have another stepmom.

I don't want to have another stepmom. I want you.

You're so sweet and nice and perfect stepson.

Where did this happen?

You think so?

Yeah.

Well, you know, you were always nice to me. Of course I'm going to be nice back.

Come here, sit down.

Let's talk about this.

If you were older, and, you know, we would totally like to meet a guy just like you.

Really?

Yeah.

I have a little going away present.

A going away present?

Yeah.

What is that?

Oh, sh... um...

What are you...

Don't worry.

You're getting your secrets out.

I've seen you.

You've seen me what?

Peeping in my door.

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