Stepmom’s Big Happy Family

What's up? - Look.

I'm on the phone, what's going on?

I can see that, get off your phone.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious, you're supposed to be doing your chores.

Jim, hey, I'll call you back, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll call you back.

What are you doing in my room?

I'm on the phone.

Look, I live here too now, remember?

This is my house too, and I told you,

you need to do your chores.

My chores, what chores?

What happened to vacuuming the carpet?

It's a filthy mess.

Vacuuming?

And the dishes.

That's not my job, that's your job.

What, because I'm a woman, that's my job?

Well, I'm in my room relaxing,

I'm on the phone with my friend, you barge in.

Ah, ah, ah, listen.

Barking orders at me.

Ah, ah, ah, you are under our house, this is our rules.

Look, listen.

You don't pay rent, you don't do shit.

This is my dad's house.

So the least you can do is.

You're my stepmom, I don't even know you that well,

this is my dad's house.

What the fuck is all this?

This is what I'm gonna wear to give you a little taste

of exactly why your dad married me.

Oh my God, are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

Is this a joke?

Does this look like a joke to you?

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