stepbrother teaches her to take it in the butt to stay chaste

Oh, yeah? You wanna tell me about it?

Well, it's like I have this itch that I can't scratch.

And, like, my boyfriend--

What kind of itch?

Uh...

I guess--I don't know.

It's, like, in my-- it's, like, not really itchy.

Like...

Well, can I tell you something kind of private?

Uh, sure.

I think that my problem is, like, that I'm really horny.

Yeah.

Yeah, and, you know,

my boyfriend and I are both really religious.

We met in church.

Oh, well, I know.

Like, so I can't have sex with him.

No, you--no, you gotta stay chaste.

But, I mean--

I'm horny. Like, I'm, like, so horny.

I'm, like--literally, I've been in my room doing this,

and it just--like, it's just getting worse.

Oh, that's--that's not good.

And it's just getting worse and worse.

Well, I mean, you know about the butthole, don't you?

What?

Yeah, you can do it in the butthole,

and it doesn't count.

No, really?

You can, like, put the dick in the butthole instead?

Like, if you're horny, but you wanna stay chaste.

Yeah.

You just use that one.

Yeah, totally. I mean--

I have never heard that before.

You haven't heard that?

No.

No, it's like a classic loophole, basically.

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