Stepbrother Says, I just want margaritas and pussy!

♪ Yeah, you've gotta try ♪

♪ My family's pie ♪

Hey guys! I'm here. What's up?

Well, I figured we could start planning some for tomorrow.

Uh, yeah, we could have a party.

We could invite all our friends.

Yeah, it'll be a great time. We get *****.

No, it's not about that.

Do you all know about the Battle of the Puebla?

What?

I figured you and I could dress up like soldiers. We could protect the house.

Wait, what?

No, I just want Margarita's pussy.

I mean, you guys would look really hot as soldiers.

But what if we just kept it simple?

I could make a special piñata.

Yeah, sounds good to me.

Alright.

Yay! I'm gonna get started then.

Hey.

Dad is going to freak when he opens the pinata.

Wait, why is he going to freak?

Don't worry about it.

Hey, this looks good.

Thanks, I think you're really going to like the pinata.

Well, who's ready to learn about the Battle of Puebla?

No. Look what I just put up.

Don't you want to have some fun?

You can be the first to swing.

Alright, but then we learn.

Okay, get a bat.

Okay, slowly.

Okay, are you ready?

Here you go.

You ready to swing?

Okay, take a step forward.

A little to your right.

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