Step Sis, He's not even listening, he's just staring at your boobs

And we could get a spot on the trip.

Fine, we can go see if he'll help.

Alright, we've got to ask you a question.

There was this one time...

at band camp.

Ha ha, yeah, you're so funny, like we've never heard that before.

Psh, sweet khaki's a nerd.

See, I told you you were just going to be an asshole about this.

Stop it, we need his help. Just go with it.

What do you need my help with?

So there's this contest, and...

Yeah?

And it's for band camp, actually.

It's this big tour, and we get to travel and see a lot of cool stuff, but...

we're not exactly prepared, so...

I mean, I know you're a really good musician, and...

if you could give us a few pointers...

I mean...

He's not even listening! He's just staring at your boobs!

You know what?

I can help you out.

Under one condition.

You guys have to show me your boobs.

What the fuck? What are you doing suggesting that?

You're such a fucking creep! Look at--

I mean--

You want to help deal with him?

It's only fair, I--

He's taking so much time out of his day to help us, I mean...

You're a creep and a pervert for even thinking like that.

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