Step MommyBlowsBest - Playing 'Mother May I' With Stepmom

Oh, why can't you go?

What happened?

Well, my real mom decided to take my ticket

and take her new boyfriend.

Oh, poor thing.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

Maybe we can find something to do here.

I don't know, I've been sitting around

for like the past hour.

Well, I mean, I don't know how to play soccer,

but we can play a game.

A game?

Yeah, when I was younger,

we always used to play Mother May I?

Do you know that game?

No.

Okay, well, the way you play is

you just ask me for something,

and you first have to say, "Mother, may I?"

And then I just say yes or no,

and it can be a really fun game.

Like for example, if I were you,

I could say, "Mother, may I turn on the TV?"

And then I would be like, "Yes or no?"

Okay, mother.

All right, I'm gonna have to get past

this whole mother thing.

Oh, it's just a game we have to play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just a game.

Okay, let me think.

So, may I get some ********* the soccer game?

No, you didn't say mother may I?

Oh, right, right.

Mother, may I.

Mother, may I get some money to go to the movies?

No.

Mother, may I.

See your tits?

I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

You wanna see mommy's tits?

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