Squatting Over My Phone in My Exposed Garden, with Some Bonus Eating and Titty Play
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On a rare sunny day this spring, I took to the outside to enjoy the rays and do a spot of tinkering in the garden whilst eating my lunch out there. As it's such a trek to the bathroom I took a protective phone pouch out with me to try and capture a fucking awesome little video for you! And I do believe the pissing part is quite spectacular. The I do my usual thing of getting carried away and finish my sarnie and play with my tits.
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Hey hey hey, how's it going?
Well, there's my little pooch.
Well, hopefully he doesn't want to get too involved, but I've just been doing the toilet
dance, I've been doing a little roll like this, and instead of rushing from the garden,
I'm going to the bathroom.
Hey buddy, grab!
Grab it for me.
Grab it for me.
Grab!
No, wait.
Dude!
Don't come over here for me, that's it, good boy.
Grab the ball.
Sorry.
Okay, right, I'm just going to ignore you then.
So, I put you...
Oh!
Oi, you leave my sandwich alone, mate.
I've just been eating a ham and cheese toasty, which is currently resting on the top of my
chair.
Wiping the piss off this little case.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Isn't that nice?
We have a beautiful cafe.
And literally in full view of the street.
I'm not this.
Even more so.
I'm in a gappy, gappy mood.
I'm wearing a pair of pants.
Well, the flowers I have are doing gardening things.
I've taken extra painkillers today, including tramadol, regular tramadol.
And I'm just like, "Ooo, ooo, I'm fine."
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