SPH

I know.

Were you just blowing him too?

I know. This is him hard.

Maybe you should let her see, let her get the full effect of it.

Oh my god!

Look how tiny his dick is.

Oh my god.

It's seriously the smallest thing I've ever seen, huh?

I mean, when you were telling me how small it was, I just thought, cause you know I wouldn't exaggerate,

I was like, I figured it had to be that.

Right. Thank god he's good at oral, cause this isn't gonna satisfy me.

Well Jesus Christ, no, I mean he has to be the king at oral.

Yeah, he pretty much does.

Do all, like, your past girlfriends make fun of you?

No.

I'm sure they do, just not to your face.

Oh my god.

Is this embarrassing for you?

Yes.

Aww.

Do you want me to leave?

No, I don't think so.

No, don't make me try to leave.

Oh my god.

Look how tiny it is.

Let's measure it.

It only comes up to here.

Oh my god, that's like an inch.

I know, isn't that disgusting?

It's pretty disgusting.

Is there something wrong with you? Does that mean, like, something...

Gets bigger?

I don't think so.

No, that's hard.

Do you know how much bigger it would have to get to even just be considered average?

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