Southern White Pussy
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Just two girls trying to make the world a better place by breeding with this pro football athlete and helping him with his game.
發佈者 EckoBelle
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We're from the Federal Bureau of Psychosocial Affairs, may we come in?
Wait, Drew?
You guessed your ass, baby. See for yourself.
Yeah, baby?
Oh, that case, come on in.
Yeah, let's let it go.
Is there anything I can get you, baby?
Aren't you sweet? Nah, baby, but there is something we can get for you.
Come again?
Not yet, baby, but maybe you can help us out with that.
Oh, I see what you did there. Hold on.
Wait a minute. Is there a camera crew or something there?
Nope.
Then what's going on here?
Okay, well, you--
What's the key to maintaining order?
Well, basically, the bigwigs believe if a guy's balls are getting drained on the regular,
well, he's not thinking about robbing people.
And you know, if a chick's getting plowed by her dream man,
well, she doesn't think about, you know, executing the last woman that cut her off in traffic.
So, that's pretty much how it works.
Remember when everybody's phones and computer screens went out eight months ago?
Yeah, I remember that. I think the military was testing out an EMP generator that went haywire or something.
Not quite. We had to burn out all the TVs and monitors in the country
so that people would have to pick up new ones free of charge from the government.
What nobody knew that each device was equipped with a special module that came on.
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