Sorry faced Cute Boy DP by 2x HUNG n Thick HOT UK lads

And I forgot we're not meant to be musical.

Lou, I know you don't need much.

So yeah, we want to properly pick him out, like share him out between me and you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mmm.

And he'd put that in your arse.

What, that dick?

No, like, his balls, like, in two ball stretchers.

It'd hang down like that, and then he'd fuck me with it.

Oh.

What about his dick, though? Why don't he fuck you with that?

Or does he fuck me with that?

He would, like, swap between his dick and then his balls.

Once he even put both in.

Creative.

What would you call that?

A double... not a double penetration, surely.

No, but it was, like, bigger than double penetration.

So, when I'm, like, happy, let's say,

and I've come home from a happy night out,

and I'm a little bit happy,

and I'm, like, on that computer,

and I'm, like, on... faces gurning,

and I'm, like, fucking clicking away,

and I'm, like, "Oh, yeah, we're all back to the dirty porn."

What I've got this habit of is getting my...

Sorry, a bit hard now.

Is getting my balls, and I put them right back

so then my helmet comes out like that,

and then I can, like, spit on it and grab it,

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