SOMETHING UNLIMITED - PART 6 - JOKER'S PLAN By MissKitty2K

Well, looks like you survived.

You're more durable than you look at least.

No, thanks to my incompetent Harley.

It's not my fault, I just got confused, budding.

I'll give you a confusing.

Oh, Mr. J.

Lexicans, I'm hurt.

I've been thrown off buildings, fed to the sharks and blown up more times than I can count.

But I always get the last laugh.

Yes, yes, you're the Joker, I get it. Now get out of my way.

Oh, Lexi-***, can't we reminisce about the good old days?

Like the time you blew up a 200 million dollar laboratory of mine?

Or when you ****** me and crashed my Lex wing into the ocean?

I can't even remember that time you didn't cost me time or money.

When you're right, you're right, old bean.

So I guess we better not break tradition.

I really hate to, but at desperate times and all that nonsense,

it'd be a real shame if old Bob Brain and the boy in Billy find out about your operations.

Straight up blackmail?

That's slow.

Fine, what do you want? I don't have time to deal with you and the Justice League.

I knew you'd help out a friend in need.

It should be a simple thing for super scientists.

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