So how badly do you want this job?
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Do you take it on the face or do you swallow
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Well, Mr. Cummings, I must say your resume is quite impressive.
Let's see, it says here you graduated from Cal State University, studying programming.
That's... that's good. Let's see here.
I also took the liberty of thumbing through your catalog, and you, I must say, have made quite a few impressive games.
You know, did you make all the models yourself?
Wow. Okay. Okay, that already gives you a leg up over most people applying for this job.
You know, most of the time we get college dropouts that think they're computer whizzes that just slap a few assets together and call themselves game developers.
But, uh, I think you're a better fit than most.
However, that being said, there's a lot of competition for this position.
Right now there's about, I want to say, ten people equally qualified who are looking for this job.
So, what I want to know is, what separates you from the herd?
What are you willing to do that the other people aren't willing to do?
Perhaps I'm not making myself clear enough.
You see, in our company, we're a lot like a family.
And by a family, I mean the kind of family you see on the front page of Pornhub.
If that wasn't blunt enough for you, then let me just make it a little clearer.
You see, we here at Activision Blizzard have a little saying, "If you can't suck dick, you might as well quit."
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