Smart guy explains to blond teen how to use the computer

It's not about that computer again, is it?

Yes, dad, it is.

I told you, we cannot afford it,

plus you don't need it.

I do need it, I need it for school.

Well, if you need it that bad,

then I suggest you find yourself a job

and buy yourself one.

Well, maybe I will.

Remember, and when you do, you must pay rent.

Well, if I have to do that,

then it's gonna take me forever to get one.

That's life, son, it's all about hard work.

Oh, fuckin' cool.

I hope this works, I pray this works.

Oh, it's working, it's working.

Yes.

Alright, yes, alright.

Got it.

I'll try one more thing. Dad says get a job. Oh well, I think I need a job.

Let's see, I want a...

Oh, too cool. I've got a thousand bucks.

Let's see. One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, eight hundred, nine hundred, a thousand.

Okay. That is too cool.

Let's see, what else would I want?

I've got to think about this because I only have three wishes.

Oh cool, it worked! I knew it would, I knew it would work!

You're really a 19 year old virgin?

I guess.

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