small firm butt wags after love

What did you say your name was?

Kitty.

Kitty? I'm Snappy Malone.

At your service.

What do you think?

We'll fix her up for her, huh?

Oh, well, back in L.A. I used to be an infomercial host.

A show called "Housewife Helpers." Ever heard of it?

Oh, wait. "Housewife Helpers."

Isn't that the one with, um...

Um, you get, like, untold riches from, like, firmer buttcheeks?

No, man! That was Colton Schitt's. That wasn't me.

Oh, man.

Well, anyways, I used to be a big-time infomercial host,

but now I'm a low-life bum, and this is where I started.

See, I wear the badge 'cause Mr. Schitt's

not quite sure of my name all the time, so I'm trying to impress him,

so he'll give me another show. You know what I mean?

Oh, okay.

It might work. It might work.

He's a little rubber on the edges, but we'll put him on.

Well, I've always wanted to be an infomercial hostess.

Really?

Go to exotic places and, like, hold expensive merchandise

and just kind of parade around in nice, pretty clothes.

Oh, yeah, you might work out as a little info hostess.

Anyways, hey, you know what?

I brought a bunch of drinks, I brought some chips,

I brought all kinds of party goods, but no one's around but me and you,

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