Small cocks like yours are totally useless SPH

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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can ever please a real wom

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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.

Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.

You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.

I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.

It's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.

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Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?

When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.

I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.

And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"

Yeah, well I wear all black for a fucking reason. That's because your little tiny cock doesn't please me.

Oh my gosh, is that like a mini little micro dick? Oh my god, that is.

I don't even know how you expect a fucking girl like me. I have a pretty tight pussy, but your dick is so small I can't even feel your own dick.

Look at that tiny little wee wee. It's not even a penis. I'm gonna call it a wee wee.

Oh my gosh, I love little wee wees cause I like to make fun of them.

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