Slutty blonde nurse sixty nines her patient

This is stupid.

Every single day we get all made up

and every single night we go to the Bam Bam Club.

Why do we do this again?

To meet guys, Trixie.

Fanny, the Bam is the only club on this side of town.

There's nothing there but losers.

I'm so sick of going there.

I'm not going there no more.

Chile!

I heard her, Fanny, and she's right.

There's nothing at the Bam Bam but losers.

What about Dickie Winger?

He's so cute and he's got an ass like a thoroughbred horse.

He's cute, but he's poor, and I'm sick of buying my own drinks.

Me too.

We've got to find a way out of here.

Not just us, but Muffin and Posy too.

We've got to meet some of those classy guys uptown.

We put our heads together

and figured we should target the rich bachelors uptown

and go door to door for their donations.

It's a clean way to meet a guy.

No competition, no distractions.

Donations for what?

The sperm bank.

Huh?

Sure.

It's a good way to get close to a guy fast.

Especially if the guy needs help donating his sperm.

You think some guy's just going to let us walk in and jerk him off?

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