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Jig is a jig is a jig.

The jig is up.

That jig's name officially is a jig.

I love the term **** and I love the term fishing.

Have you ever seen a **** in a boat?

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No, they fish from shore.

They're on the shoreline and they're throwing fucking rod and reel.

I'm not married.

Come on.

Seriously, you ain't ever seen a **** in a boat.

I personally have never seen a **** in a boat.

And I got water in my boot.

I'm telling you, my blood.

Yeah.

See this freckle right here?

I have this very skinny condition called dermatitis randitis.

That's my real skin color. The rest of you is a freckle.

Oh boy.

Mm-hmm.

Fucked up, bro.

I'm so black I don't know what I'm doing.

What about that grape thing?

Oh, hell yeah. I put the red grape in it.

The red grape is sour.

The grape drink is a purple drink.

What's your favorite color? What's your favorite flavor?

Purple.

Purple is not a flavor.

Purple is a color.

Grape, grapefruit.

Yeah, gotcha. Purple.

Purple. Purple. Purple.

What was your second favorite?

Red.

Orange.

Listen here, I know that you were trying to not read the book of the wits.

That was years ago.

You know what I do really fucked in this world?

When the fucking Shaniquas and the Latrellas started making babies.

You know when we're really gonna be fucked?

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