Sissy sam

her first legal drink with her dad.

Liam, please, calm down.

Vintage champagne.

She thinks I'm sharing that with her rabble of mates.

You're making too soon.

I knew you were gonna be like this

when you woke me up this morning

fiddling with your ice machine.

Can't we text Jacob to tell him to hurry up?

Yeah, I will, in a bit.

For now, should we go and sit down?

Do you want another drink?

No, thanks.

I don't need to pee.

Should I get you a chair or something?

Yeah, if you want to make me feel like a granny.

Jamie wants to be a desert testy.

If you're lying, girlfriend,

I'll treat you like a princess.

Right, but Jamie isn't lying for any reason.

Good for me.

What?

I just mean so we can hang out.

I'm getting jealous.

Right, but any boyfriend that got away

without me seeing him mate,

it wouldn't last long anyway, FYI.

Super controlling.

All I'm trying to say is that

being mates means different things to different people.

I really like you, Gabby.

Do you want to talk me through this photo booth?

Gonna let Kim know that I'm down with the **** then.

Jimmy.

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