Silly housewife rubs all different things all over herself

This is kind of interesting.

This is a first.

I'm sure it's a first for everyone who comes here.

Let me see what--

We got cream and corn syrup.

OK, let me see what cream--

let's see what colors we have.

Ooh.

Well, if I was in grammar school,

I'd probably remember what my primary color is

if we mixed which with what.

But I don't remember.

Let's see.

So I'm thinking what I'm going to do,

since this is kind of old new to me.

Is you're going to kneel down.

Kneel down?

Oh, thank you.

You tell me what to do.

I'm going to start kneeling.

Well, that's for safety purposes.

Yes, we don't want to go like, OK.

And then turn to face us so we could all

see your boobies bouncing as you do it.

Wow.

Then just have fun, buddy.

Yummy.

Ooh.

I like that.

I see big globs of it.

OK.

Oh, it's kind of chilly.

You need to heat this up.

You can keep this--

Then it would be liquid.

I know.

Oh my god, look at that.

That looks kind of neat, doesn't it?

This is really kind of fun.

I feel like-- I feel autistic.

I've never been autistic in my whole life,

and now I'm feeling kind of autistic.

I'm kind of trying to--

I guess I kind of should have thought of a pattern here,

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