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See ya.

That's the problem with one eye. I can see his way forwards.

Hello love. Hi handsome stranger. I've had the worst day ever. Give me a stiff drink.

Right, okay, I can sort of give you half of that. Why? I'm going to keep the change.

Oh bless you, that's very kind. I'm sorry.

But, you see we're a bit... Oh you're joking.

You're supposed to be a bar. What have you got then?

Well, that went down well. So I can't give you a stiff drink, but I can give you a stiff.

What's a stiff?

One of them. That's not bad is it? That's a start.

I'm glad I came in here.

Yeah, well that might get you wet anyway.

Works every time.

What good service you give in your bar.

I didn't know that.

Was it a good football game?

No, it was rubbish.

Oh mate, I know.

And no smoking either.

I think I prefer the stiff actually.

Oh, come on.

Oh it's raining, can you hear that? It's lovely.

Oh it's raining again.

So it's all wet outside, it's just inside where the vehicle is drying.

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