Showing off in my new Christmas dress!
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It's Christmas day and I am all dressed up for the holidays! I am feeling really festive and affectionate, where's the mistletoe?
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Alrighty, so here's my little Santa outfit.
Merry Christmas, ho ho ho.
Anyways, it's gonna be a whole slew of bad Christmas jokes.
Oh God, I love this dress.
I think it looks so freaking sexy.
Wouldn't you love for me to give you your presents in this outfit?
I have so many presents for you.
If you are my boyfriend or my husband, I love buying gifts.
Oh my goodness, one of the gifts would be what's underneath.
Would you like to get what's underneath?
Anyways, I do like this outfit.
I wanted to be one of Santa's elves this year, you know, like when there's like at the mall
Santa, but they were like, "You're like bigger than Santa.
So how could you be Santa's elf if you're like bigger than Santa?"
I'm like, I am six foot two and about 250 pounds.
So yeah, that would be kind of awkward, wouldn't it?
Plus having a tranny doing stuff with mall Santa probably doesn't look good for the mall.
So I guess that job is off the table.
Then I wanted to be Mrs. Claus.
Could I be Mrs. Claus?
Santa's out all day giving gifts to everybody, comes home and this is what he gets to come
home to.
Maybe he'd like to see my little gift for him.
I do like Santa.
Santa is pretty sexy.
After he's been out all night and he can come home and after he puts the reindeer away,
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