Shoplyfter Mylf - Case No. 6615438 - Miserable Milf Trailer

and I'm gonna check the cameras.

Please, we'll be back.

Every year, retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.

Can I leave? - No, you can't.

Am I under arrest?

I checked the cameras, we're missing some items.

At this point, I'm gonna take it back, so please.

This looks like a dress we're missing.

I have this really important

high school reunion coming up

and I wanted to impress them and look like a million bucks

and not like I'm from the trailer park.

Can't you cut me some slack, come on?

That's not the way it works, so stand up,

let me search you.

Authorities have reported an increased rate

of women over 30 being prosecuted for shoplifting.

You're gonna have to do pretty much whatever I tell you.

I need you to remove this, please.

You're gonna have to remove your clothes.

Don't get too excited, I'm a mom of three,

so I have nothing else.

Yeah, I know, but you're gonna have to take everything out.

Okay, ma'am, at this point,

I'm gonna have to do a cavity search.

Oh my God.

Can you please cough?

All right, you can have a seat.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

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