She Wants To Prove That She Isn't That Bad Doing Massages
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Lily Glee & Mark Zane
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where your fantasy becomes reality.
Uh, let's see. After spending an hour with Lily and her sandpaper hands,
I had to get another massage just to recover from hers. One star!
You know, I think your rating system is what's really confusing.
Maybe one star means I'm the best, like, first place.
Oh, well, no. It's very clear one star is the lowest amount of stars you can possibly get.
Oh, someone here said they wanted to give you zero stars, but that wasn't an option.
Sounds like they had more of a problem with your system than my massage.
No, you look, you need to really pay attention to understand, I mean, how much everyone really, really hates you.
This massage was a total fail? I'd be better off getting a massage from my grandmother, and my grandmother's been dead!
Okay, that's enough!
Are you finally getting the picture of how incredibly terrible you are?
No, this is bullshit. I'm a good masseuse, and I can prove it to you.
How would you do that?
By giving you a massage and showing you my skills.
Okay, uh, you're on, but if you don't really impress me, I'm gonna have to fire you.
Deal.
Hey, what the fuck? You just broke my button! This is my favorite shirt!
Well, your favorite shirt sucks. Now you can go get a new one.
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