she ties up her friend and puts forbidden things in her holes

the AVN Female Performer of the Year.

And I found out that this is Kelly Wells,

also at times affectionately known as Kelly fucking Wells.

Right? - Mm-hmm.

So what we're gonna do here is we're gonna show

that we always save the best for last.

And this is completely done on purpose

that this will be the last scene of the movie.

There are several reasons why I'm putting it at the end.

And they're all good reasons.

So you had fun during this movie,

but this is the scene that you want to believe in.

This is the one that AVN should definitely

give an AVN nomination to, because it's well-deserved.

So if in the year 2001, Bridget can have a nomination

for four different girl-girl scenes, this would beat it.

And that would be that.

So Richard De Montfort, the outlaw of love,

is gonna hand over my extremely old, tired camera to me

so I can take care of business.

But I would like to thank Otto Bauer

for getting this camera to me over a year ago.

So Otto, wherever your blackened heart is,

and it's blackened like a chunk of coal the size of Texas,

not Corpus Christi, Texas, but Lake Houston, Texas.

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