SHE RODE MY DICK IN HER ASSHOLE. BBW. TEXT ME

And then it happened.

I didn't try and do this.

It just sort of happened.

And now I love it.

I found what I really enjoy.

But I didn't even start this until I was about 36.

Wow.

Yeah.

So when you were in the office, when

you were doing your office job, were you funny?

I mean, did your crush laugh all the time?

I was a funny mate.

I was-- yeah, I was mucking around.

And, you know, like everyone, like,

goofs around with their friends.

But I never thought--

maybe I did.

I don't know.

But I never thought, oh, I'm going

to try and become a comedian.

Yeah.

And I would-- no, I never did it.

Never jumped up on stage or never--

But you do it now.

You do it in front of your friends.

I do it up in front of my family and friends all the time.

In fact, I probably show up less now.

But no, I never-- it never-- it just happened.

It's amazing.

Yeah.

So when you-- do you still want that place

that you just got set?

Yeah, I've just put on a couple of tryout shows.

So I haven't done stand-up for-- if you don't count

the Golden Globes, I haven't done stand-up for, like,

six years.

And I love it.

So I want to do that again, probably next year.

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