She Knows how to fuck

Oh, you got to...

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

You got to have sex with this man.

We got to stop starting everything with "oh."

Oh.

Oh.

Have you had sex with this man?

Oh, yeah, no.

Um, defined sex.

Well, did he have his wee-wee and your hoo-hoo at any time in the past?

Oh, now we're talking like kindergartners again.

Well, you are wearing pigtails.

I am wearing pigtails.

Um, yes.

Really?

Technically.

We had technical sex.

We had, uh...

We had penetration.

We had penetration.

We'll leave it at that.

Penetration for about maybe ten minutes and then just...

If that.

If that.

Maybe less.

Actually, no, much less.

Probably less.

Yeah.

Probably, like, not even half a position before I ripped a fissure in my ass and had to go

get stitches in it.

Wow.

It was worse.

Oh, shame.

No, it was, it was...

My story's much better.

For those of you who are ******* up your penis right now, it's a definition of a hot scene.

He doesn't know the best is when you go to the hospital and you're bent over.

He's like, "What did you do?"

I'm like, "I had a cock in there.

Shut up."

Wow.

That's, uh, that's something I hope I never have to do.

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