She is wildly fucked by her boss in the cafeteria

Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. You're by the pool one minute and then a humid storm comes in and the next minute it's raining.

That's exactly what happened to me.

Yeah, well, you want a vodka? I've got a lot of different stuff here.

Your specialty.

My specialty? Okay. Is this to make you happy or sad?

Happy. I just caught my boyfriend cheating on me and I just broke up with him.

Are you kidding me?

What kind of man would cheat on a beautiful lady like you? Would that be a dream for me to have you?

I'm sure we could work something out.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

So you're saying... Does that mean you're available?

Of course. Are you?

I've been available for years with this kind of nightlife. Work, work, work.

Wow, you're incredible.

Action.

Well, my boyfriend didn't think I was incredible. He was out fucking all the girls all the time.

Well, obviously that guy wasn't a good judge of talent. You're a beautiful lady.

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