She finished me

A little Valentine's Day gift.

Hi. How much sex do you want tonight?

We may have to push till tomorrow morning

after six courses in this booch situation.

Hey, you two.

Jill, what are you doing here?

Oh, just kicking out.

I paid for this months ago and I thought I would still have a boyfriend,

but at least I get to eat in my sweat, so that's a win.

Wait, you get to wear your mantas.

Jill, would you like to join us?

Oh no, this is the college's only thing.

Oh, come on, sit down.

Really? Absolutely.

Okay, go go ask for a chair.

You are so wonderful.

Later I'm going to do something to you that's only legal in Thailand.

Okay, I know this isn't the night you had planned,

but I worked really hard on these taquitos

and I bet you're going to like them.

I'm not hungry.

Well, they're there if you want them.

I don't.

Then they're just there.

Hey, I'm just going to watch Bridget Jones' Diaries.

Is that okay with you?

A story about a woman who can't keep her man.

Why not?

I also have Robocop.

Impossible to see your current situation in that

unless there's something out of the area you haven't told us.

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