She could afford it but she did it anyways

Only a little.

Only a little. It's a little. It's enough to put you in jail.

For how long?

Long enough.

Is that really what you want?

No. I can't go to jail. I'm too pretty for jail.

Look, I can't go to jail. I mean there has to be like something else that I can do.

I don't want to see you go to jail either, but...

Can't I just pay for it?

I think we're beyond paying for it.

It's only like a total of like a hundred bucks.

Well, why didn't you pay for it to begin with?

That is beyond any kind of explanation. It doesn't matter.

I mean, couldn't I like work at the store for like a day?

Like, I don't know, like greet people?

So you could steal more of our shit?

I wouldn't steal anything.

I'd be in makeup for this.

That's so gross. Couldn't I just do that?

Yeah, we can't hire thieves.

I mean, even if I was just like a greeter, I wouldn't even be near the merchandise.

I would just be saying hi to like customers.

I'm really good at that. I'm super outgoing. I've got a lot of really great stories and stuff.

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