Sexy dragon lady in leather boots gets drilled in the ass by adventurer

Nah, women don't interest me much.

Oh, so my instinct was right.

No, it's nothing like that.

I used to be a martial arts instructor.

I was like a lot of guys.

I was cocky, full of testosterone.

Then the accident happened.

There was this young student, a protege.

Proud, strong.

I was instructing him in Pun Tang.

Jesus!

Oh, shit! I'm sorry!

I had never seen a grown man cry before.

It shook me up pretty bad.

Kind of like the time I ran into an adult movie and saw Ron Jeremy do a sex scene.

And I haven't been able to do martial arts since.

And I assume that this accident has affected your performance with the ladies as well, huh?

Yeah, I'm afraid so. It's a confidence thing.

Alright, you big baby.

I'll take care of the girl, alright?

But while I distract her, you make a run for it.

Find the essence of fertility and bring it back to me, alright?

Hey, you! You with the big tits! Come here for a minute.

Yeah, how are we supposed to die anyway?

You will be tied up to two virgin trees, both bent towards one another.

Strapped down with a rope.

We make a wish.

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