Sex & The City: A XXX Parody

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Sex & The City: A XXX Parody Carrie (Kayla Paige) finds herself in a precarious position when Mr. Big (Evan Stone) receives a job offer in Los Angeles. Carrie is devastated by the news until Big springs the idea on her to move out to the Left Coast with him. Torn between her desire to marry Big and to stay loyal to her best friends Samantha (Brittany Andrews) Miranda (Zoe Voss) Charlotte (Bobbi Starr) Carrie decides to follow her heart and leave behind her girls for the man of her dreams. Or does she? The girls are not about to let a little problem like falling in love get in the way of their dependency on Carrie's advice both inside and outside the bedroom so they hatch a plan to show Carrie just how much they need her.

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Going crazy and taking advantage

of the best it has to offer,

New York City and I just celebrated our anniversary.

And what a marriage it has been.

One of the best things about living in New York City

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is that it feels like New Yorkers, by and large,

have more sex than people living any other place.

I think I saw it in an article on Cosmo once.

Or maybe it was Comcast or Digest.

But I digress.

Something about living in the most bustling city

in the world can really turn a girl

into a total cock-raving nymph.

And with a city full of handsome, successful,

well-educated, rich men,

it doesn't take much for a girl to yearn

to get past the red velvet ropes

to the most exclusive club in the world.

And I couldn't help but wonder,

does New York City bring out the slut in a girl?

Or does being a slut bring out the best in New York City?

When I first moved here, I was shy, frigid, insecure.

I thought Bukkake was an Indian restaurant

in the East Village.

But now, I've become a delivery guy for it, too.

I was Amish, then I came to New York, and now there's...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God, I'm just so fucking tired.

I got your little fucking pussy in my hand.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck you.

I'm just so fucking...

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