Sex Punk 2000 (1993)

I got to play in this weather.

I'm going to call on them to cancel.

Cancel?

There's no way you're canceling, Nelson.

I lost 50 bucks to the judge last time.

I want a chance to get even.

I'll play him even if it's a typhoon.

50 bucks?

50 fucking dollars?

You know, I wish you'd put as much effort

into this mayoral election as you do into your putter.

Can you talk some sense into this guy?

He wants to play in this weather.

It's not fit for man or *****.

You know what Confucius says about golfing

in this kind of weather.

Don't you counsel that?

No, what does Confucius say?

Golf in the rain, come home with wet balls.

You know, could I just like maybe interrupt

some cozy gathering for one quick second

to remind everyone of the major problem

that we have facing this?

Fix it, Nelson.

You're good at fixing things.

Not this one.

I can't fix death threats.

Come on, it's just a crackpot, that's all.

Listen, Big Eddie Damascus is big money

with important friends who's got other important friends.

It could be any one of them.

Look, money or no money, friends or no friends,

I've dedicated my life to the service of this city.

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