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Stand up. I'm not asking, I'm telling.

Sit face front.

Okay, and to the left.

And to the right.

And to the right.

And what the hell, let's do a front shot. So turn around and face the wall.

There we go.

Good.

Sit back down please.

Still got nothing to declare?

Pass me your bag.

You realise you were caught on camera?

Really? Can you show me the proof?

Well that's what I'm looking for right now.

Well there's a saying, the camera doesn't lie.

Just because the proof isn't in your bag doesn't mean to say you didn't steal something.

So I'll tell you what.

So where would it be?

We'll do a strip search, that's what we're going to do. Stand up.

You're doing a strip search on me.

Well you know I can just call the police straight away and jump straight to it.

No! No! Don't call the police!

You can't strip search me like...

Well the police will, I can just call them.

No! No! Please don't call the police.

Stand up then.

Take this off.

Take this off.

I can just call the police, I really don't mind, it doesn't bother me. It makes my job a lot easier.

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