Secret Tinder Hook Up

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We had sex the first time we met.

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iPhone? Yeah. Okay, let me just airdrop it. Alright.

Well, let me just take this shit off then. I was gonna get all cute, but...

That didn't work out. It was too many distractions. There's no time. Too horny?

There's no time. God, now I'm stuck in this thing.

Hi guys.

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Oh, you got it.

It's almost like sexy for getting undressed, then dressed anyways.

But I'm just fucking clumsy all the time.

You're probably like, "How did you ever strip?"

I wasn't on stage like this, I promise.

Hold on, guys.

Headass.

Let's give him one second.

You're quiet now.

Fuck you.

Just gotta win this real quick.

I'm not even breathing in my bed.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Shit.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

God, you had to do that, like, right when, like,

I was not, for the whole reason I brought those things.

'Cause, like, my toes aren't done,

my legs aren't fucking shaved,

and, like, God, I did not know you were into all that.

Shit.

♪ Hey, la la la ♪

♪ I lost you, babe ♪

♪ Pickin' up a penny with a press on it ♪

♪ Seize it, you're holding you down ♪

♪ Can't be any harder than holding you up now ♪

♪ To come clean, I said ♪

♪ To be real, it's to be real, it's ♪

♪ Probably true what they say about me ♪

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