Screwball in green suit bangs young innocent blonde

She opened her eyes and saw three bears looking down at her.

Three friendly bears who meant her no harm, but Goldie did not know they were friendly.

She jumped from the wee small baby bear's bed and ran home as fast as she could.

And the three bears never saw her again.

"Oh, Daddy, thank you so much for reading me that bedtime story.

It's so nice after all these years that you still can read me stories."

"Well, you're just never too big for your Daddy to read you a bedtime story."

"Oh my God! What's this on the floor?"

"The doll I bought you back from Russia. Look at this. Who did this?"

"I didn't do it, Daddy. Rockhard Ed did."

"Rockhard Ed, your imaginary friend again? I thought we finished this ten years ago. I can't believe this."

"I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll tell him to be more careful next time."

"Reagan, there's no such thing as Rockhard Ed.

You're 18 years old now, and I want you to quit making things up. You're too old for this."

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