SCHOOL PRIDE! College Football Player Gets Opposing Team Fan

My little princess.

My fucking God.

And this, I got that too.

I'm checking to see if my prescription is ready.

You're calling to check the status of the prescription, right?

Yes.

I'm not getting any orders on that number.

You might want to check back later.

I've already called you once.

Sorry, just say yes or no.

No, I'll just come pick you up.

What?

Don't fucking walk.

Honey, I got you a surprise.

What the fuck?

Oh shit!

You sure you had to do her?

You did good today, Zane.

Did I?

Mm-hmm.

You know I got so many touchdowns?

Ugh.

So many touchdowns.

Yeah, I saw that.

You know, you get to enjoy all this quarterback beef over here.

You can't say stuff like that.

Why not?

You know I enjoy it.

Okay.

Sit up.

Oh, dang.

I already want to get me naked.

Jeez, girl.

If I would have known, I would have worn my jockstrap.

But it's a little dirty right now.

You all right there?

You got it?

Yeah.

I'm just going to lay here and let the team do it.

That's what I always do.

I'm the quarterback.

I got it.

Sometimes you got to score a touchdown yourself.

Come here.

You wanna get the other star of the game?

That's the attention.

Oh yeah.

Oh boy, it's good to be quarterback.

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