Santa's Thick Dick Drills Naughty Elf - NextDoorStudios
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Starring Princeton Price and Dakota Payne.
發佈者 buddyprofits
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I swear I'm canceling Christmas this year.
Everyone's been naughty. I'm sick of it.
I'm not doing it. You can't make me do it. I'm done.
Honestly, how do you even fit down chimneys these days?
It's a literal impossibility.
When I get down there, I have to fill up a stocking that's three times the size of any human foot.
How does that make any fucking sense?
Now I'm stuck here, babysitting a sad excuse of a reindeer.
I can't even light the way home.
What use are you?
Ridiculous.
Prancer can't prance, Dasher can't dash, Dancer can't dance.
Cupid doesn't spread any love.
Comets should crash into the planet.
I'm just getting really tired of these freaking reindeers.
You know what? Honestly, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen can all go suck a dick.
All you assholes ever do is create sadness.
I've never been so sad.
We really did try. No, you fucking didn't.
Seriously, just get out of here. I'm done with you.
Out. Faster. Still not trying, obviously.
I'm so full of shit.
What? Is that supposed to be Prancer?
Actually, it looks just like his cousins.
Stupid.
Why do I keep sipping this shit? It's disgusting.
Why is Frosty so happy?
Actually, he probably just fucked Mrs. Claus, too.
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