Santa heard your request.

So, yeah, this is my video for Christmas Perverts.

But I just saw a tree, I saw a camera angle.

You know, I like to play director and producer and star.

Let's be serious.

And Santa brought me this harness, which for some reason makes me feel really fucking horny.

So, I've unwrapped your present.

Happy Holidays.

And Santa also brought me fresh boner pills, which might work.

Fuck.

I wish you were here watching.

But then I guess you kind of are, huh?

Oh, fuck.

So yeah, by the way, this is my living room.

Koi pond is over there.

My place is this big.

The grounds are awesome.

It's beautiful here.

Isn't it?

What do you think?

Oh, fuck.

So anyway, I said, again, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.

And whatever else you celebrate, just celebrate yourself.

Like I'm gonna do.

Thanks.