Rubbing down my unique scarred body as I dry off after a shower

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Here's me as I step out the shower ahead of going for some reflexology. It's magical stuff like reiki and I thoroughly recommend you all try out some alternative therapies if you're struggling with anything mentally or physically! Anyway, yes, as per usual I was in a bit of a flap as I was running short of time to get dried, dressed and to the bus stop. So as I've been slack when it comes to uploads recently cos of being battered by norovirus for a few weeks, I figured a video where you get to see most of my unusual, unique, somewhat sexy body as I dry off would be better than nothing, right? Right! After drying off in the bathroom I then head to the bedroom to apply face cream and whatnot whilst giving my boobs and airing and you a great view of them.

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here. Oh, trod in the wet patch, trod in the wet patch. Maybe.

I'm going to keep you with me as I get dry.

I need to wash those mats.

Oh, excuse me. Oh my god, ever since fucking norovirus, I can't stop burping.

Burping whilst on chemo very much used to symbolise...

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What's the fuck am I thinking of?

Basically, it used to be an advance warning that I was about to be sick.

And the same with my mouth filling up with saliva.

And that's what happened on Christmas morning.

Like, one o'clock in the morning, taking bedtime pills and...

Um...

Turn the light off.

And then...

Um...

Five minutes later, turn the light back on, emptied the bin next to the bed onto the floor.

And then went...

Yeah, I did that for like six hours. So that was fun.

Not...

I hope to work on this window.

I think we're squidging down the windows.

Hmm. Right. Let's take you to the bedroom.

Oh, oh, oh, I've got nothing on my hands.

Hi mate. Oh gosh, I need to feed Maxie too.

Hey, Buscat.

I should do a tattoo tour one day.

Seeing how easily I can get distracted and go up on tangents, I say one day.

It will probably take half an hour per tattoo.

I'm going to close my little cupboard door.

Yeah, I'll be with you in a minute, thanks.

Not happening, bud.

No eye serum?

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