Roman Matron Get Wild

And he went by the third gal's room and he couldn't hear a thing, see.

So the next morning at breakfast he said to his first daughter, he said, "I went by your room last night and you were laughing."

She said, "Well, yeah, Dad, you always told me if anything tickled a lamp."

Well, he said to his second daughter, he said, "Honey, I went by your room last night and you were crying."

She said, "Well, Dad, you always told me if anything hurt to cry."

Well, he said to his third daughter, he said, "When I went by your room, I didn't hear a thing."

She said, "Well, now, Dad, you always told me never talk with my mouth full."

You know, I'm quite a joker. I like to have fun.

So I decided to play a few jokes here and there, you know.

So the nurse brought me a little bottle for a specimen.

Well, this is good because I had apple juice that morning.

apple juice into the specimen bottle.

and I kept it up and ***** it.

Daddy, you give me concern when we meet each day

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