rock papers scissors joi game

If you win, zero times.

Zero times.

Well, I'm gonna tell you later.

Yeah.

I'm gonna tell you later.

Yeah.

Let's fucking play before, and then I'll let you know your prizes or your punishment.

Okay, do you know how to play rock, paper, scissors?

You have three options.

You can play paper, rock, or scissors.

Scissors beat paper.

Paper beats rock.

Rock beats scissors.

If it's a tie, you didn't win.

It still counts.

You didn't win.

If you lose or if you tie, no points.

If you win, you get one point.

So I'm gonna say rock, paper, scissors, play.

Or go, whatever.

And you're gonna play on that second.

First time, first round.

Rock, paper, scissors, go.

I played rock.

Did you win?

Did you tie?

Did you lose?

Second round.

Rock, paper, scissors, go.

I played paper.

Rock, paper, scissors, go.

I played rock.

Rock, paper, scissors, go.

I played paper.

Rock, paper, scissors, go.

I played scissors.

How many times did you win?

If you won zero times, zero.

Come on, bro.

I've got you too.

Fucking easy.

If you got zero times, then you must put on your pants and deny yourself the pleasure.

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