River Is Going On A Caribbean Cruise With Her Family & Needs Sexy Bikinis For The Trip - Shoplyfter
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Case No. 7906286 - The Bikini Thief
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We didn't do anything wrong.
The camera doesn't lie.
Right this way, ma'am.
Please have a seat.
OK.
So do you know why you're here?
No.
Any idea at all?
No, not really.
I like to go back to shopping, actually.
OK, so let's play a game.
Let's pretend that I'm the motherfucking pope,
and you're about to do a confession.
Is there anything that you would like to tell me?
No.
So that's the route we want to go.
Well, one of the clerks saw that you
went in to the clothing area, the changing room,
with five hangers.
But yet you only came out with two.
I think your clerk should check again.
I might say that.
So it just so happens that we have security footage,
so I had to review that.
So before I go and look into that, can I have your name?
Great.
So let me just grab this right here.
So what's your name?
River.
River, like a stream but a river?
Yes.
OK.
Lynn.
Lynn, can you spell it?
L-Y-N-N.
All right, and your date of birth?
06/02/2000.
06/02/2000.
And that makes you how old?
23.
23.
And your address?
Why do you need my address?
I feel like this is very personal information.
Well, so I'm going to go run a background report on you
and see what kind of person I'm dealing with.
Now, I can go do that and go do my job,
and we can make this whole process a lot easier.
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