Restaurant owner in threesome with 2 hot waitresses.

No, you.

Oh, no, you.

So where did you two meet?

High school.

Really?

Yeah, we went to school together.

So when was graduation?

2000.

Fresh meat for the grinder.

So tell me a funny story about when you were in high school.

Oh my god. Actually, you know what we...

Do you want to...

You do it. You do it better.

Yeah, I'll tell. I'll tell.

Oh, you're gonna laugh.

So we know each other from high school.

And we caused this really big commotion.

What were we in? 10th grade, I think it was?

No, it was freshman year.

It was freshman year. Okay.

So we were in PE together, right?

And we were just hanging out in the lockers.

And everybody kind of, you know, wandered off.

And we were kind of just hanging out.

Shower. We were in the shower.

Oh my god. I remember it was like yesterday.

It was.

So anyways, we were, you know, fondling each other.

We were just experimenting.

She ended up biting her tongue.

Oh my god. The whole school knew the next day.

Needless to say, we both got suspended.

Called our parents into school.

It was so humiliating.

And I got a horrible nickname for the rest of the year.

They called me Little Carpet Muncher.

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