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And he sings a song to do with the 12 days of Christmas.

But it's certainly not the one I remember.

So, you've got that, and another little one, just to keep you entertained.

Albert, oh, you know we're doing these adventures.

Well, he came round and said he could cook a kitchy.

A what?

A kitchy, he said.

He meant a quiche, but you know Albert, no idea.

And, well you're just going to have to watch that to see how it turned out.

It wasn't quite as I was expecting it, I must admit.

Then, there is of course my influencer, talking about various ladies from the past.

We have the weekly update, and of course, two videos.

Well, I'm actually only going to tell you about one of them, because I was overcome with Di.

Remember Di? He phoned me.

Oh, that voice, so deep and Welsh, and whoa.

Well, I'm just not going to say any more, but I was totally overwhelmed by him, I must admit.

And we had great fun together.

So, here you are, here I am.

It's a great time of year.

Sit back, enjoy yourselves, relax, love my videos.

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