Red Party Time Dress

Have you ever made a video of yourself naked and doing kink in your backyard?

Um, solo yeah.

Have you ever had an orgasm through your chest anal?

An anal orgasm?

I thought you couldn't do that.

I was going to ask that.

Oh, apparently it can be done. I've never done it.

People swear it's the best.

It's like an itchy Chinese.

Have you ever been a member of a sex club?

A kinky group.

Define sex club.

I know.

I'm gonna find it by the way.

Optimus is pretty popular.

Handjob in Bob Ross.

Naked.

G-A-M-E.

You ever been so boring you just came without touching yourself?

Maybe I was like 14.

Have you ever seen a pork or a pork and chastity?

No.

Have you ever masturbated with a vegetable?

Yes.

Have you ever been to a dungeon?

Mmm...

Sex with a dungeon? No.

What about naked in the woods?

Have you ever been part of a reverse gangbang?

What is that?

Reverse.

What the hell is a reverse?

What is that? What does that mean?

I don't know.

Well, let's take a reverse cowboy, right?

Let's take a reverse cowboy.

Like a rhinestone.

Who the fuck's your friend or partner?

Who are you a friend's partner?

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